Wednesday, February 11, 2009

John Hutchinson turns FFA informant

In order to save his flagging career, John Hutchinson has dobbed in his teammates, saying that they are preparing to have 'two, three or four' of their players kicking unspecified Roar targets on Friday night.

Buoyed by the favourable referring treatment Central Coast received last last and disappointed by their lack of footballing skills, the Mariners have vowed to step up their thuggery. Sasa Petrovski's tackle from behind that broken Matt McKay's nose is being held up as a heroic act. Also celebrated is Nic Mrjda's ability to split Andy Packer's lip with a swinging elbow and still win a free kick.

However, Hutchinson scared by his two match suspension for elbowing Melbourne Victory skipper off the ball and worried by FFA's ruthless pursuit of Danny Tiatto, has decided to clear his name by rat-ing on his team mates...

Or is this his way of promoting football?

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